Monday, December 1, 2008

Locusts Sang: Bob Dylan Tells Us What

As this country was just one month into Operation Desert Storm, we celebrated our recording industry with that annual pile of turd The Grammy Awards. Phil Collins took home Record of the Year, Mariah Carey won Best New Artist. And Dylan slammed down a multi-guitared version of Masters of War as a prelude to his "Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award." (You can watch the song, but the real treasure starts at 04:35)



Somehow, he managed to castrate the entire room.

"It is possible to become so defiled in this world that your own mother and father will abandon you. And if that happens, God will always believe in your ability to mend your own ways. Thank you."

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